Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@dave
An atheist modding a Christian forum is clown world enough for me. The ban is just a free bonus.

@crunklord420
What about cleaning while on super-meth?

Things I've learned from my latest dream (buckle in boys, it was a long night).

- Mass Effect Remaster plays amazingly well on the Steamdeck and the controls are absolutely flawless.

- Todd Howard wants to sell water cooled PCs that are submerged into an aquarium with 2 small sharks in them (about the length of your arm).
Yes, you do have to dive in with the sharks to do any maintenance. Yes, the sharks are very aggressive and like to bite your arm.
But don't worry, Todd Howard thought of that. He made 10" by 10" squares of fabric with a special shark attracting agent. You just need to put them in a special place inside the tank and then the sharks will pay attention to them instead of you. No, there is no special mechanism that will help you with that, you still need to dive in with the sharks to do all that.
Yes, I do realize that Todd Howard is an idiot.

- Daniel Ricciardo (F1 driver) will soon retire into a Steve Irwin 2.0. I guess it's his destiny as an always cheerful Australian.

- Acer is making gaming laptops that look like a woman's purse from Cinderella cartoon. They're also making normal looking laptops, that have a few hexagonal shaped keys. And it's not that special function keys were shaped like that, the 'G' key was one of them.

@igelsQTs@neckbeard.xyz

@coolboymew
For your own mental health, stay clear of the schizophrenics that think the sun/clouds/other weather phenomenon are fake. Those people are hundreds of times more out of touch with reality than flat earthers.

@sergeantcat @Terry
Even I know what this is about, and I'm not even a fan of these conspiracy theories.

@igelsQTs@neckbeard.xyz
I'm not sure what animal she's supposed to be, but I think I've just become a furry.

@fluffy @enigmatico @puniko
I really love the scythe design though. That thing is sick.

@fluffy @enigmatico @puniko
Not enough clothes. She'll get a cold.

I'm pretty sure pantyhose aren't fully opaque. you should still be able to distinguish the toes. Generally needs more details overall: clothes wrinkles, face, hair.

@mac_ack
Looks like a female version of Hitler.

@TheAncestor
Why do you have a hole in the wall?

@icedquinn @TheAncestor @mrman
Only for me. In every other case, he's 100% straight.

@RUSHIFA
Clearly it stands for Australia.

@TheAncestor @mrman
I'm sorry to say this, but "not before marriage" is the gayest thing I've ever heard, and I went through Christian indoctrination in school.
Look Awoo, women have certain needs... it is your duty as the boyfriend to satisfy those needs of your girlfriend.

@TheAncestor @mrman
Who is clearly hungry for the D, but you refuse to give it to her.