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People have grown so horny that simple futa girls are no longer enough. They've invented two-dick futa girls.

@histoire
Only if you promise that by "fix" you mean dropping loads of nukes on... pretty much everyone.

@matrix @igelsQTs @jackc @EnjuAihara
I like how you just stated that, like it's an universally acknowledged fact that being German sucks ass.

@deadheat
So, am I supposed to go back to drinking Coca Cola? Cause I'm one of those few morons that likes Pepsi better, so I'd rather not.

@Paygan
I loved how with each passing movie, that franchise made less and less sense. Still, it was awesome.

@icedquinn
If you even come close to touching my b̶̨̩̣̦̿͂̏͒̿̈́̐̄̒͌̆͛͗̔̐͒͊̆͒̒̀̒͒͘̚͠ͅo̵̡͔͖̭̰̮̯̞̠̝̤̞͔͎͕͕̐̇͛͗̉͂n̶̡̨̞͇̗̻͇͙̥̹͎̬̼͓͚͔̝̙̯̻̪̙͎̤̰̟͔̰̞̫̓̿̽͜ͅȩ̷̢̭̣̪̦̺̫̩̠͕̮̯̤͇͉͕̹̞̗̗̮͈͕̬͓͓̟̫́̋̀͐̆́̔͆̏̑̄̏̈́̆̒̆͂͗̆͌̉̓̊̎̀͆̓̇ͅͅş̵̢̨̱̬̖̪͉̹͎̟͎̥͎̠̏̌̓̀̈̄͑̚͠, I'll call the cops and tell them you raped me. So don't even fucking think about my b̶̨̩̣̦̿͂̏͒̿̈́̐̄̒͌̆͛͗̔̐͒͊̆͒̒̀̒͒͘̚͠ͅo̵̡͔͖̭̰̮̯̞̠̝̤̞͔͎͕͕̐̇͛͗̉͂n̶̡̨̞͇̗̻͇͙̥̹͎̬̼͓͚͔̝̙̯̻̪̙͎̤̰̟͔̰̞̫̓̿̽͜ͅȩ̷̢̭̣̪̦̺̫̩̠͕̮̯̤͇͉͕̹̞̗̗̮͈͕̬͓͓̟̫́̋̀͐̆́̔͆̏̑̄̏̈́̆̒̆͂͗̆͌̉̓̊̎̀͆̓̇ͅͅş̵̢̨̱̬̖̪͉̹͎̟͎̥͎̠̏̌̓̀̈̄͑̚͠.

@Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum
Reminder that the old Extended Universe is canon, and Disney is bad fan-fiction.

@dave
>Zuck has a sister
That's honestly information I did not care about.

@lanodan @coolboymew
Or just go directly to a torrenting site you're familiar with and "trust" (as much as you could trust a tracker).

@PhenomX6 @allison @mangeurdenuage
Ever heard of "don't negotiate with terrorists"? Pretty much the same thing applies here. 1st rule is to not pay any ransom or succumb to any blackmail, because if you do, you paint a giant target on yourself. And I'm sure Nvidia doesn't want that.

@mangeurdenuage @PhenomX6 @allison
If I were to guess, they're bluffing.
Either they've never got the data they claim they did, or they're too scared to actually release it cause they know if they did, Nvidia would see them locked in jail for the rest of their lives.

As for the "guy who wanna bought the source code", it's either a big fat lie to cop out, or it's literally the police already going after them.

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