Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Thanks, I hate it.

https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2022/03/ubuntu-has-a-brand-new-logo

@diresock
Dude... please tell me he DID NOT actually say that.

@emilis
He might have moved them around, last I know his website was jaeger.website, and now it redirects to igeljaeger.neocities.org

@emilis
That has been dead for ages. I think it was his Misskey instance.

@Moon
Ewww... we should quickly kill this skateboarder, before it has time to multiply. We must contain this plague.

@beardalaxy
World War: Iraq

@histoire
Bugs are the true state of computer code. Programmers only pervert this ideal state so they can make the code do stuff. But in it's pristine, untampered state, computer code is only comprised of bugs.

Just to be clear, World War 2: Episode 1 was the Cold War.

@icedquinn
Now you die. Well.. not NOW now, but now in like a couple decades or so.

@Stellar
You failed to mention that after you have a bruh moment, you proceed to die a painful death in a matter of days.

If Valve wrote history books:
World War 2: Episode 2

global warming
global comfy

@coolboymew
I know what 3 of those things do.

@coolboymew
God I wish I was Kirby.

@coolboymew
They weren't wrong. Thousands of years later, and we're still worshipping cats.

@coolboymew
I don't care what you say, that's gay. Also highly impractical.

@colonelj
"accidentally"