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10 internet nerd points to who knows what video series this song was featured in. (No cheating)

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Head canon 

Dark Vader rises back from the dead to force choke Mickey Mouse, and uses a brand new Death Star to destroy the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

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Honorable mention because he probably caught all floppy disk drives to make this musical monster.

youtu.be/7PUhcNyDCKs

Honorable mention just because I'm sure there is the potential for a joke about binary somewhere in there.

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I'm giving this third place just because of how obsessed I used to be with Linkin Park.

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Either you are the same person as your pre-transition self, in which case referring to you by your old name is ok. Or you are a brand new person, with your own name, in which case you are no longer allowed to take credit for what your pre-transition self did.

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If transpeople insist on trying to distance themselves from their old identity, by making things like "dead naming" a mortal sin, then I'm gonna go to the logical conclusion and say: whatever you did before you transitioned is no longer considered your accomplishment after you transitioned.

The Wachowski sisters didn't make The Matrix.
The Wachowski brothers did.

I want people to fucking burn this in their brain. It's the same thing with the Caitlyn Jenner thing. Bruce Jenner won the olympic medals. Caitlyn did nothing noteworthy. Ever!

The second you start taking the hormones, you are no longer the same person. Transgender people keep saying this over and over again, the hormones change the way you see things, it changes how you think and how you relate to things. And it most certainly messes with your creative process.

The Wachowski sisters would have never made The Matrix the way it is, because fundamentally they are different people than the Wachowski brothers.

The Wachowski sisters are shit people that take undeserved praise and have done nothing to prove themselves yet.

Seeing people still use zip to archive files instead of lzma breaks my heart.

*puts tinfoil hat on*
What if the Earth is indeed round, but Mars is actually the one that's flat.

*takes tinfoil hat off*

I have never thought I'd put my former religious indoctrination to good use.
This Awoo business has been so much fun.

TFW you add "awoo" as a word in your phone dictionary so your keyboard can autocorrect to it.

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