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I remembered I literally have a Gilmore Girls meme folder, so for the past 10 minutes I've literally been laughing by myself like an idiot while browsing through them.

*puts tinfoil hat on*
:smallbrain: Jeffrey Epstein was murdered.
:bigbrain: Jeffrey Epstein was framed and is completely innocent of all charges, but there was too much evidence manufactured against him so he gave up fighting for his freedom and committed suicide.

*takes tinfoil hat off*

This instance will have an unofficial war with kpop.social but dont quote me on that

Apparently if you say "fuck" too many times in a post you attract the attention of the porn posters.

Okay 😐

Google must be desperate. Constantly showing me Google Home ads on Youtube.

Bing is surprisingly porn friendly for a search engine. Turn off SafeSearch and watch how all your Image searches eventually devolve into porn.
I just wanted a few Rydia images. A few scrolls later: tentacle porn.

I mean, Hinata is still my overall favorite waifu, but never in my life have I had the hots for a 2D sprite like I have for Rydia.

Old romanian joke:

During the Cold War, Russia and the United States were constantly trying to outdo each other.
Soviet Russia sent the first dog in space and then proceeded to sent the first man in orbit.
The Americans panicked, seeing how far they were being left behind, and after a lot of planning they finally sent the first men on the moon.
The Russians, wanting to show the silly americans once and for all that space belonged to them, also went to the moon and painted it all in Soviet red.
Americans, not giving a shit about the Russian statement of Soviet dominance, went back to the Moon. But this time they also brought paint with them. And painted a white "Coca-Cola" on the moon.

Almost forgot that I copied my collection to my phone. I can finally start some posting.

I was wondering if something opposite of the "send nudes" memes existed, and lo and behold I found it!

>There's no global warming libtard
Tell that to my outside thermometer that is about to melt.

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