Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Here's what I've learned today from polls:
- 60% of fedi are Chinese spies
- 2 in 5 fedi users still have hope that Igel will get a waifu (clearly they are deluded)
- people like polls, but we have to deal with limited mastodon polls
- 100% awoo
- 80% meow
- fedi is 100% conspiratorial about Corona-chan
- and there's a 1 in 3 chance I was drunk while doing this.

Here's a question:
why is it that literal cucks (people who are into cuckoldry as a fetish) are always men? Why aren't there women who get sexual excitement out of seeing their men get fucked by other women?

Why mastodon has only 4 choices in poles?

*tinfoil hat*
Corona-chan was actually made by:

Igel igel, igel igel igel?

[Insert interrogation here]

[Insert question here]

Should I make more stupid useless polls?

How many years till Igel marries a Ai Shinozaki lookalike?

TFW you make a serious poll, because you want to get a feel on what people actually think on a topic, but you still include the obvious troll response because people are still gonna reply with it if you don't.

Will we ever get the real numbers of Corona-chan infections and deaths in China?

They replaced Igel with a glowie DO NOT TRUST HIM

@10grans beg