I don't think Disney can go a month without fucking up.
So we know regular North Koreans don't get to browse the internet, but do their secret service monitor what the outside world says in places like Twitter or Reddit? Have they seen the memes, and what are they telling Kim Yo Jong? Is she being informed that people all over the world have a crush on her? I want to know so bad!
Here's what I've learned today from polls:
- 60% of fedi are Chinese spies
- 2 in 5 fedi users still have hope that Igel will get a waifu (clearly they are deluded)
- people like polls, but we have to deal with limited mastodon polls
- 100% awoo
- 80% meow
- fedi is 100% conspiratorial about Corona-chan
- and there's a 1 in 3 chance I was drunk while doing this.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...