Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Do enlightened centrists only fap halfway to cumming?

I wonder what the tenets of a "I don't give a crap" religion would be like.

Are you religious?

"Cum"

If Christians made an anime version of The Holy Bible, I bet we'd have a Christian renascence. It'd be pretty fucked up and twisted (especially with all the rule34 that would follow), but hey, at least people would be obsessed with Jesus Christ again.

You can call me a dick if you want, but this movie franchise should have died with Paul Walker.

Holy fudge... just noticed, we're close to two decades of Fast & Furious movies.

Only ones that are worth it:
The Holy Bible, 2 Holy 2 Bible and The Holy Bible: Tokyo Drift.

There's something that keeps bugging me... do people actually use MS Office Publisher?

Are you winning, step-sister?

Most accurate description of Counter-Strike I've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoTPvOEMDEg

>thinks they're smart by not listening to governemnt lies and propaganda
>literally believes a self-admitted lie from a government worker
Americans are special.

TFW you discover there's a "talk like a pirate day".