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Early on in [the dog's] tenure at the school, he came to be aware of the little store on campus where students gather to buy things on their breaks; sometimes they'd buy him cookies sold there.
This, evidently, is where the dog first learned about commerce -- and decided to try it out himself.

"He would go to the store and watch the children give money and receive something in exchange," teacher Angela Garcia Bernal told The Dodo. "Then one day, spontaneous, he appeared with a leaf in his mouth, wagging his tail and letting it be known that he wanted a cookie."

He comes for cookies every day," Gladys Barreto, a longtime store attendant, told The Dodo. "He always pays with a leaf. It is his daily purchase."
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It's very easy to understand Romanian politics. Just take American politics and reverse the sides.

The complacent republicans that would mostly do the right thing, but aren't able to properly stand their ground or spread their message: that's our left wing.

The shitty democrats that spread lies to rile people up, that are very capable at spreading their message and manipulating via the media, and that constantly turn their back at those that voted for them: that's our right wing.

I love how the one time a guy is literally asking for traps, and we all blue ball him.

Maybe there's still some hope... maybe source code for Chromium isn't actually 2GB in size....

Yes, I'm at the bargaining stage. Let me grieve!

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All those years of being proud of my height gone to waste because of a hypothetical problem about Chromium on 2.88MB floppies...

> Let's say chromium is 2G
> How many 2.88MB floppies do we need?

*grabs their nearby stack of floppies*

> 5 floppies are ~1.5cm thick
> stash 2GB/2.88MB in Wolfram|Alpha
> get 694.4
> stash (1.5cm/5) * 694.4 in Wolfram|Alpha
> get 208.32 cm (centimeters)

So chromium in 2.88MB floppies is about Darth Vader tall.

I'm so going to get blocked for that one... still worth it.

>looking at people arguing about which fetishes are acceptable and which aren't
>meanwhile, me in a corner, accepting of pretty much everything.

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