Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

How do I factory reset the planet?

This is how you successfully perform a Romanian matting call.

Coaie!

Ok kids, weird dream story time. This time, I swear Alex Jones himself implanted the dream in my mind. I don't know how, I don't know why, but I'm convinced he chose me as some kind of prophet for this shit I'm about to tell you about.

So I dreamt I was watching some kind of investigative reporting/documentary on a fucked up shit some farmers/scientists had done. They literally decided to play god, and made human-ostrich hybrids. I'll say it again, because that's just how fucked up my dream was, there were living, breathing, talking human-ostrich hybrids. And they were presented like they were normal, which for the most part I get. They looked a lot like actual humans, and they were capable of thinking and acting like a human. Oh, did I forget to mention that they had grown to full adulthood? Yeah, this had been kept a secret for a few decades.
Also there were concerns as to how to preserve this new species, because (and this was the only upside really) there were only 2 hybrids, one male, one female, and they were siblings. Apparently the scientist who did this only ever made the 2, then disappeared or died or something, taking his secret of how he made the hybrids with him. And now these things were being kept on a farm as if they were on a natural preservation.
As I was watching this weird report in my dream, the only thought that came to me was "well thank fuck there's only 2 of this abomination, so there's no way a population can be sustained". Even if some lunatic forced the duo into incest, ultimately that could only work for so long until the DNA damage is beyond repair and the atrocity dies out.

So why do I think this dream was given to me by Alex Jones? Well, in the dream itself, I just knew that Alex Jones predicted this shit. I didn't know when or where, but I was convinced this was one of those things Alex Jones probably went on a rant about and no one believed him. And you know what, even after I woke up, I'm still convinced that's the case.

So this is my task for you, dear reader, find me a clip of Alex Jones ranting about human-bird hybrids, so I can have it prepared in case my crazy dream ever becomes real.

You either fuck a trap, or live long enough to see yourself become one.

Ok phone autocorrect, in what world is "baja" a word? How is "baja" closer to an English word than "baka"? Why would you try to autocorrect to that?!

It's not a sword! It's called a katana, you normie baka!

You think American left-wing press is clueless when reporting about guns? Romanian press called pistols "automatic".
https://jurnalul.ro/stiri/observator/politia-romana-se-pregateste-de-valul-4-al-pandemiei-cumpara-pistoale-automate-879193.html

Elevator time machine.

My dreams never cease to amaze me.

Need new programming socks.

Steel beams can't melt jet fuel.

Jet fuel doesn't need to melt steel beams if jet fuel can compromise the material strength enough to where steel beams can't support their own weight.