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Things I've learned from my latest dream (buckle in boys, it was a long night).

- Mass Effect Remaster plays amazingly well on the Steamdeck and the controls are absolutely flawless.

- Todd Howard wants to sell water cooled PCs that are submerged into an aquarium with 2 small sharks in them (about the length of your arm).
Yes, you do have to dive in with the sharks to do any maintenance. Yes, the sharks are very aggressive and like to bite your arm.
But don't worry, Todd Howard thought of that. He made 10" by 10" squares of fabric with a special shark attracting agent. You just need to put them in a special place inside the tank and then the sharks will pay attention to them instead of you. No, there is no special mechanism that will help you with that, you still need to dive in with the sharks to do all that.
Yes, I do realize that Todd Howard is an idiot.

- Daniel Ricciardo (F1 driver) will soon retire into a Steve Irwin 2.0. I guess it's his destiny as an always cheerful Australian.

- Acer is making gaming laptops that look like a woman's purse from Cinderella cartoon. They're also making normal looking laptops, that have a few hexagonal shaped keys. And it's not that special function keys were shaped like that, the 'G' key was one of them.

One of the worst shit to have came out of fucking game journos is the "entitlement" meme. Uh, yes, I'm the customer, you better fucking believe I'm entitled to a degree

Today I've been thrown the term in relation to a fucking gatcha game. Bro, the devs should be fucking thankful I'm even giving their exploitative piece of shit the time of day. The devs should be kissing my feets and calling me "my liege" for even considering playing their piece of shit

Imagine being cucked to such level that you're defending a goddamn gatcha pulling shit on it's users, a piece of shit outright designed to suck as much money out of you as possible. Especially ridiculous when these games lives and dies by the players, and it's whales
Someone recently told me that people might begin to suspect I'm trans because of my behaviour, and I'm starting to see where they're coming from.

reposting this old meme because I've been mad about it lately

SAO got adapted into anime in such a weird way. The first season is not even just the first novel. Instead they added in a bunch of side stories, that were written later, as filler. Season 2 is comprised of the next 2 novels, and then the 4th novel didn't even get a show of it's own, just a movie. And then came the Alice story arc... that thing is ridiculous... I'm pretty sure it has well over a dozen novels. Don't even know if he finished writing it. So far they've adapted it into 2 seasons. But I've stopped watching before them. All in all, it just seems that the adaptations just got more and more compressed as it went on.

Had a dream I went to watch Gun Gale Online at the cinema. To be clear, it was a sort of sequel to the original SAO story that made it into season 2 of the show. The movie was 3d animated and it looked amazing.

btw yt-dlp actually circumvents age gates unlike youtube-dl. The youtube-dl master repository hasn't had a commit since June 30th. yt-dlp is a drop-in replacement for youtube-dl so I switched and added symlinks.

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Sometimes my parents ask me what I do at my computer, and I always answer with something vague like "studying" or "playing video games" and I'm afraid that those excuses won't work forever. Like look at this shit, how do I explain this to my parents, hell, how do I explain this to other people who aren't on fedi? This is on a completely separate plane of irony and I sometimes forget how far removed from the other weirdness of the net it is.




And I love it

Also, I assume the person who voted Sakura is not aware of the memes surrounding her.

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I'm disappointed Sasuke is not winning by a land slide. Have you people even watched Naruto?

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Who is Naruto's true love:

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