Cats are protective of their bellies because they know how addictive they are for humans. They don't want us throwing our lives away as irredeemable addicts.
Dogs are selfish creatures that don't care about the danger their bellies pose to humans. They just want their belly scratches, even if it ends up with millions of humans homeless.
I have a list of 395 anime I want to watch. To be fair to all the nice anime out there, I pick my next watch with a random number generator.
I have a mission for you today fedi. You're gonna be my random number generator for the next show. Pick a random number between 1 and 395, and I'll watch the anime with that number in the list. To make it more interesting for you, I've added Boku no Pico to the list. You have a chance at making my life miserable.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...