I'm on the Biden has cancer camp.
Shop Titans on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/shop-titans-d95c1c
Tannenberg on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/tannenberg
The Truth about Autogynephilia
https://quillette.com/2021/09/07/the-truth-about-autogynephilia/
Well... if he wants to be a lolcow, who am I to stop him. Godspeed @igelsQTs in your pursuit to become a laughing stock for not being able to take a joke.
Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/idle-champions-of-the-forgotten-realms
Wonder Boy: The Dragon's Trap on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/wonder-boy-the-dragons-trap-26381d
I'll call this The Doom Initiative: by law, have game companies be forced to release the source code of their games 5 years after release. No exceptions. And for any game that is reliant on a web server to run, release that source code after 10-15 years. If you don't comply, your company gets the equivalent of a death sentence: gets forcefully dissolved.
Every time you install a game through a game launcher, there's a 1 in 4 chance Gone Home gets downloaded and installed instead.
Alternative version, there's a 1 in 4 chance the launcher pretends to download the game, but at the end just presents a screen with "Touch Grass" on it.
Assassins Creed, but at the end of the game you get an IRL assassination mission to really test your skills.
I'll accept a Hitman version too.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...