3. Oh boy... here's a good one. I don't have an issue with lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transsexuals... but the "LGBT community", the activists... they're desperately trying to make me their enemy.
1. I like to make jokes about furries, but they don't actually bother me, as long as: they don't involve children and they don't wear their fur suits in public.
Lawn Mowing Simulator on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/lawn-mowing-simulator-838bf3
I dreamt I killed the alpha werewolf, and thus by the rules of vampirism, I had cured everyone of lycanthropy. But new alpha werewolves kept appearing out of nowhere, which was a problem, cause I didn't want to keep hunting them down forever. So I found the alien ship that kept spawning new puppy alpha werewolves and threw it into the sun. You're welcomed.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...