Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫
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@alyx@gameliberty.club
- Gender:
- Yes, I definitely have one of those.
- Sex:
- Yes, please!
- Clan:
- Hyūga
- Nationality:
- Martian
- Location:
- Neptune
- Occupation:
- Retired
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...
Joined Aug 2019
People don't seem to realize just how much Romanians hate Russia.
Breaking news: EVGA is based. Fuck Nvidia.
BREAKING NEWS! - EVGA will no longer do business with NVIDIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Hcbx33Rb4
Sometimes I wish I was more innocent and ignorant of the world. Like, imagine not knowing what a dilator is and what it's used for. Wouldn't that be nice?
The nukes are getting bored. We should let them do something every once in a while. The way we keep them locked up all the time is cruel and unusual punishment.
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Need For Speed used to have such bitching music back in it's underground age.
TFW G-Man stares at you.
Interviewer: what do you expect out of this new game?
Me: A decade old game.
I guess they're relaunching Modern Warfare 2. Who didn't see that coming?
cc @Awoo
You might be interested in Spirit of the North. You play as a focks.
Spirit of the North on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/spirit-of-the-north-f58a66
The Captain on Epic Games
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/the-captain
Professional opinion maker.
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@alyx African Roulette is actually when you're offered a blowjob from your choice of sox different women, but one of them is a cannibal
You've heard of Russian roulette, but what about:
>Californian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get an electric blackout
>Romanian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get mugged by gypsies
>English roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance the King dies
>Japanese roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you hang yourself in the forest and get discovered by Logan Paul
>German roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get gang raped on New Years
>Canadian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance someone doesn't apologize to you
>Roulette française: il y a 1 chance sur 6 que quelqu'un ternisse la langue française
>Polish roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you go in the oven
>Australian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get bitten by a venomous creature
>African roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get AIDS, malaria and ebola all at once
>Chinese roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance the communist party makes you disappear
>North Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get eaten by your starving family
>South Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you wake up on the wrong side of the peninsula. See North Korea for further instructions.
- Gender:
- Yes, I definitely have one of those.
- Sex:
- Yes, please!
- Clan:
- Hyūga
- Nationality:
- Martian
- Location:
- Neptune
- Occupation:
- Retired
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...
Joined Aug 2019
