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You can't shout "chicken jockey" in a crowded theater.

All evidence seem to point to UK being a joke, and Brexit happening much too late.

As everyone knows, the international recognized unit of measure for length is 1 banana.

I propose we adapt this length unit of measurement, so that we may use it to measure speed. As such, I propose the kilobanana, which would be equal to 1000 bananas, and we could measure speed in units of kilobananas per hour, or kbph (kb/h).
And in measuring some really fast things, we could even use kilobananas per second, or kbps.

Just came up with the ultimate conspiracy theory: Hitler did 9/11.

I actually had no plan of ever playing this cause I heard it wasn't great, but since they gave it away for free... might end up trying it... maybe... no guarantees.

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Brodie Robertson and everybody else in the linux world keeps yelling at people for wanting steamOS on PC when they should "just install bazzite".

It is impossible to explain to a linuxfag that their failed community ecosystem is in large part due to their compete inability to name things.
"SteamOS" -- it's an OS for steam
"ChromeOS" -- it's an OS for chrome
"Microsoft Office" -- "I guess that's tools you'd use in an office"
"Mapquest" -- guess I look at maps
"Door dash" -- "they dash things to your door
"Minecraft" -- you mine things and you craft things

"bazzite" -- what the fuck does that mean
"gnome" -- what the fuck does that mean
"mutter" -- is that like a mumble alternative?
"Wayland" -- like from Aliens?
"minetest" -- sounds like Minecra-- oh wait you changed it to "Luanti" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

I wonder, what are the chances I accidentally stumbled upon a next HoloEN member?

@alyx @grey 99% of Twitch's problems would be resolved if they had just stuck to video games.

"Just Chatting", "art" streams, and e-thots have all worked out terribly.

Hasan Piker was banned for a whole 24 hours.... Twitch is such a joke.

How to pretend you don't watch porn:

step 1: wait for YouTube to introduce a new feature
step 2: some time later post: "wow, I can't believe Pornhub stole this feature from YouTube!!!"
step 3: wait for literally everyone to correct you, letting you know Pornhub had the feature long before YouTube
step 4: ???
step 5: profit

Quick question, why hasn't Pornhub implemented an AI porn image generator yet?

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