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I mean, Hinata is still my overall favorite waifu, but never in my life have I had the hots for a 2D sprite like I have for Rydia.

Old romanian joke:

During the Cold War, Russia and the United States were constantly trying to outdo each other.
Soviet Russia sent the first dog in space and then proceeded to sent the first man in orbit.
The Americans panicked, seeing how far they were being left behind, and after a lot of planning they finally sent the first men on the moon.
The Russians, wanting to show the silly americans once and for all that space belonged to them, also went to the moon and painted it all in Soviet red.
Americans, not giving a shit about the Russian statement of Soviet dominance, went back to the Moon. But this time they also brought paint with them. And painted a white "Coca-Cola" on the moon.

Almost forgot that I copied my collection to my phone. I can finally start some posting.

I was wondering if something opposite of the "send nudes" memes existed, and lo and behold I found it!

>There's no global warming libtard
Tell that to my outside thermometer that is about to melt.

10 internet nerd points to who knows what video series this song was featured in. (No cheating)

youtu.be/xjj9umuLn0w

Head canon 

Dark Vader rises back from the dead to force choke Mickey Mouse, and uses a brand new Death Star to destroy the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

youtu.be/cM_sAxrAu7Q

Honorable mention because he probably caught all floppy disk drives to make this musical monster.

youtu.be/7PUhcNyDCKs

Honorable mention just because I'm sure there is the potential for a joke about binary somewhere in there.

youtu.be/G-X-p0C0Uas

I'm giving this third place just because of how obsessed I used to be with Linkin Park.

youtu.be/x77J1zmc-Xc

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