Old romanian joke:
During the Cold War, Russia and the United States were constantly trying to outdo each other.
Soviet Russia sent the first dog in space and then proceeded to sent the first man in orbit.
The Americans panicked, seeing how far they were being left behind, and after a lot of planning they finally sent the first men on the moon.
The Russians, wanting to show the silly americans once and for all that space belonged to them, also went to the moon and painted it all in Soviet red.
Americans, not giving a shit about the Russian statement of Soviet dominance, went back to the Moon. But this time they also brought paint with them. And painted a white "Coca-Cola" on the moon.
K-pop
J-pop
I miss the old days of YouTube. So much more creativity.
10 internet nerd points to who knows what video series this song was featured in. (No cheating)
Head canon
Dark Vader rises back from the dead to force choke Mickey Mouse, and uses a brand new Death Star to destroy the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
And a final honorable mention for the eternal meme.
Honorable mention because he probably caught all floppy disk drives to make this musical monster.
Honorable mention just because I'm sure there is the potential for a joke about binary somewhere in there.
Honorable mention for the head bobbing on the monitor.
I'm giving this third place just because of how obsessed I used to be with Linkin Park.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...