Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫
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@alyx@gameliberty.club
- Gender:
- Yes, I definitely have one of those.
- Sex:
- Yes, please!
- Clan:
- Hyūga
- Nationality:
- Martian
- Location:
- Neptune
- Occupation:
- Retired
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...
Joined Aug 2019
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if someone offered you thousands of dollars to date a cute girl would you do it
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Best animated TV show in their early days:
You look nice today. Did you do something different to your hair?
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That's the third time this week I read an article talking about how Apple invented the smartphone and mobile applications. Who's spreading this nonsense?
Yes, Apple made smartphones popular (I guess?). But let's not rewrite history here: we had smartphones and apps several years before the first iPhone got released.
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>white no cw: cw are good, use them or you're awful!
>black no cw: i wouldn't want to impose on you by asking for cw, let's totally abandon asking for cw
>black no cw: i wouldn't want to impose on you by asking for cw, let's totally abandon asking for cw
>boob
>underboob
>sideboob
What about a behindboob?
DM hellthread must be peak fedi faggotry.
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What is deadest
I'm starting to get bored of Mastodon again. I should go to a Pleroma instance again...
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Some proofs that we are living in computer simulation:
* Particles behave like waves sometimes
* Quantum physics handler was taken from another project, that's why fundmental interaction on macro- and micro-levels is different.
* They forgot to add mass to photon and because of this it can't stop
* Every electron in the world is the reference on the same electron
* When moving on high speed, timer gets laggy
* To make galaxies rotate correctly, they were filled with invisible inert substance by 80%
* So that universe doesn't collapse because of gravity, space expands itself. This may cause issues in the future but works yet.
* Two previous paragraphs are temporary hacks but survived to the release.
* Particles behave like waves sometimes
* Quantum physics handler was taken from another project, that's why fundmental interaction on macro- and micro-levels is different.
* They forgot to add mass to photon and because of this it can't stop
* Every electron in the world is the reference on the same electron
* When moving on high speed, timer gets laggy
* To make galaxies rotate correctly, they were filled with invisible inert substance by 80%
* So that universe doesn't collapse because of gravity, space expands itself. This may cause issues in the future but works yet.
* Two previous paragraphs are temporary hacks but survived to the release.
I had to put "in the early days" stipulation, since comparing them today would be unfair. Futurama is long dead, and The Simpsons should be dead. I think in their beginnings they are more equal with each other, thus making the poll more interesting.
Best animated TV show in their early days:
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- Gender:
- Yes, I definitely have one of those.
- Sex:
- Yes, please!
- Clan:
- Hyūga
- Nationality:
- Martian
- Location:
- Neptune
- Occupation:
- Retired
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...
Joined Aug 2019
