Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

The best awoo is a cat.

Cats are protective of their bellies because they know how addictive they are for humans. They don't want us throwing our lives away as irredeemable addicts.
Dogs are selfish creatures that don't care about the danger their bellies pose to humans. They just want their belly scratches, even if it ends up with millions of humans homeless.

A cat's default state is to love humans.
A dog's default state is to attack humans.
That's why we need to train the savage out of a dog, but all the cat needs is a litter box and food.

Did you know there's a cat island where thousands of stray cats live in peace and harmony, and they gladly accept human belly rubs?
On the other hand, get half a dozen stray dogs together and they'll form a vicious pack that will attack humans on sight.

See, dogs are so bad they won't even get a little a little injection.

Hmmm... I need to make more stuff up about cats to annoy Awoo. Any good ideas?

Egyptians were the highest level of cat lovers. They went so far as to worship the common cat. In exchange cats provided them with protection from evil spirits and thus Egypt became the greatest civilization of it's time.

Did you know that humanity domesticated cats several times throughout history? That's how much we love them.
We don't even know how dogs slithered their way into our lives because no one cared enough to look into it.

Do you know what dogs are called in japanese? Of course you don't. No one does. But you do know what a neko is. That's because society loves cats so much more than those boring dogs.

Dogs are completely useless compared to cats.

Cats are the best awoos.

feet, armpits
back of knees, belly button

I'm used to having a good anime make me a bit emotional. But Bunny Girl Senpai decided to wait until the final episode and then hit me with a sledgehammer in the feels.
9/10 You need to see the movie too.

Next up, I'll start the fedi list with Amagami SS.

I wonder who gets a harsher bashing from the fans: Aqua from Konosuba or Sakura from Naruto.

I have a list of 395 anime I want to watch. To be fair to all the nice anime out there, I pick my next watch with a random number generator.

I have a mission for you today fedi. You're gonna be my random number generator for the next show. Pick a random number between 1 and 395, and I'll watch the anime with that number in the list. To make it more interesting for you, I've added Boku no Pico to the list. You have a chance at making my life miserable.

The name's Blob. Fedi Blob.