Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Why do people still say "it's the best thing since sliced bread"? Surely since better things than slice bread have been made, shouldn't the saying have evolved by now? Why does no one say things like "it's the best thing since internet" or something?

Middle click is my favorite mouse button. I'd die without it.

Just realized something. While we've managed to establish via a poll that I'm a a guy, we completely forgot about you!

So here's the poll to establish once and for all if you're a boy or girl.

Why am I getting an allergy attack right now?!

Had a dream that there was a new Bond movie with Pierce Brosnan as James Bond.

Good news everyone! My new virus that turns people into lesbians has been a complete success! You're a lesbian now!

Good news everyone! You have been cured of the gay!

If Batman gained Spider-Man powers, would he be Spider-Batman or Bat-Spider-Man?

Fun fact:
In Romanian:
>"a futa" = "to fuck"
>"a futa o futa" = "to fuck a futa".

Hmm... I swear I came across a version of this meme with Kyle Rittenhouse shopped in it, and I thought I saved it, but can't find it.
If anyone has it (or sauce) pls gib.
Thanks!

Oh... it's Thanksgiving for American friendos.
Happy Thanksgiving guys! Make sure you go out and celebrate your Constitutional rights.

Had a dream about Half Life 2.

I'm used to having dreams about Half-Life 1, where I struggle to fight Vortigaunts, this time I was struggling to fight combine.

Sweaty balls