Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

How do you know someone is a faggot? They actually play WoW in 2022.

Had a dream were I was playing Need For Speed 3 Hot Pursuit (1998), but I discover someone had managed to patch screen recording functions into it. Didn't look at what video codecs it could do, but on the audio side it could record in opus at some insanely high bitrates.

How the F are anime rips always on the cutting edge of codecs? I just noticed a show I'm watching is encoded in AV1... it's not even a brand new show. It aired in 2008. Someone just decided to reencode it.

Bonus: Chad vortigaunt

And that was Half-Life: Residual Life... wait... this whole thing was actually thought up by Marc Laidlaw himself?! Jesus... definitely has enough of weird in it for that to be the case.

In the Half-Life universe, death involves getting a train ride through Black Mesa.
This time I'm apparently leaving it though. At the end I get approached by a Barney with G-man voice, basically telling me: don't try to interfere, bitch.

Only... I apparently die after activating it...

Under it, another demonic teleporter.

Mother of all Xen crystals. It was guarded by at least 6-8 alien controllers, about 4 vorts, and some zombie soldiers.

Now why do you reckon the mod maker suddenly gave me this much health? That's right, epicly hard fight time!

I think I've stumbled upon the den of the Illuminati.

Back on Earth, with all the green nuclear slime I've come to love.

And at the top of the structure...
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Believe it or not this was a teleporter.

And then it gets full blown weird... I didn't know what to think of it at first, but after a while it reminded me of the Combines.

If you thought HL Xen was bad, this is sooo much worse. You just run around through caves. It's just dark and wet. Basically a spelunking simulator. Barely any enemies to kill. But... you start finding more weird... ancient alien ruins?

So after killing more soldiers than I can count, and frankly getting sick of them, I find one of those nuclear warheads, like in Opposing Force. Upon approaching it to disarm, it goes off, but instead of dying, I get teleported to Xen. Only now, I come across some ancient ruins...

Gamefreak would like a word with you.

Tried watching more of that Half-Life: Alyx but the Gnome is self aware, but it's not fun, unless if for you it's fun to watch Wayne be annoyed. But otherwise there's nothing particularly funny in any way imo.

Ok, which one of you morons did this so often as to where someone had to make this animation?