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I'll call this The Doom Initiative: by law, have game companies be forced to release the source code of their games 5 years after release. No exceptions. And for any game that is reliant on a web server to run, release that source code after 10-15 years. If you don't comply, your company gets the equivalent of a death sentence: gets forcefully dissolved.

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Every time you install a game through a game launcher, there's a 1 in 4 chance Gone Home gets downloaded and installed instead.

Alternative version, there's a 1 in 4 chance the launcher pretends to download the game, but at the end just presents a screen with "Touch Grass" on it.

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@alyx that's old paypig meta. now we have battle passes where you need to complete a list of rivals per day to get a currency that lets you pay real money to buy a chance to roll a slot machine for a timed exclusive list of rivals that have to be completed by next sunday or you can never have good year tires on your car

Assassins Creed, but at the end of the game you get an IRL assassination mission to really test your skills.

I'll accept a Hitman version too.

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DLC, but you're directed to manually download it from shady websites, instead of being able to get it through the launcher.

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Need For Speed: Next List
Make it the most repetitive NFS title, and the gimmick is that you keep getting a bunch of lists of rivals, tracks, challenges to defeat.

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And in that spirit, video game related ideas:
a toggle for content warnings for gore, but the game becomes gorier with it enabled.

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Last night's dream: Borderlands but with Doom finishing moves.

Why is it that we say: "you'll never be a real women" to transwomen, but don't say "you'll never be a real man" to transmen?

I've had this in the back of my mind for a few days. Got a few ideas, but I'm curious what you think.

Women are jealous of men's dicks and antisemites are jealous of jew's noses.

irony is the condition when your body has a deficiency of iron

razorblade cunny
the final solution to the pedo problem

RIP Abe. Thanks for everything you did for the greatest country on Earth.

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