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Well... if he wants to be a lolcow, who am I to stop him. Godspeed @igelsQTs in your pursuit to become a laughing stock for not being able to take a joke.

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Igel actually banned me.... Well fuck... I actually liked his bot.

Anyone know a nice Pixelfed instance? And by nice I mean something more based than an average Instagram clone, something closer to bae.st or freespeechextremist.com or even kiwifarms.cc

Anyone know a nice Pixelfed instance? And by nice I mean something more based than an average Instagram clone, something closer to bae.st or freespeechextremist.com or even kiwifarms.cc

I'll call this The Doom Initiative: by law, have game companies be forced to release the source code of their games 5 years after release. No exceptions. And for any game that is reliant on a web server to run, release that source code after 10-15 years. If you don't comply, your company gets the equivalent of a death sentence: gets forcefully dissolved.

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Every time you install a game through a game launcher, there's a 1 in 4 chance Gone Home gets downloaded and installed instead.

Alternative version, there's a 1 in 4 chance the launcher pretends to download the game, but at the end just presents a screen with "Touch Grass" on it.

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@alyx that's old paypig meta. now we have battle passes where you need to complete a list of rivals per day to get a currency that lets you pay real money to buy a chance to roll a slot machine for a timed exclusive list of rivals that have to be completed by next sunday or you can never have good year tires on your car

Assassins Creed, but at the end of the game you get an IRL assassination mission to really test your skills.

I'll accept a Hitman version too.

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DLC, but you're directed to manually download it from shady websites, instead of being able to get it through the launcher.

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Need For Speed: Next List
Make it the most repetitive NFS title, and the gimmick is that you keep getting a bunch of lists of rivals, tracks, challenges to defeat.

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And in that spirit, video game related ideas:
a toggle for content warnings for gore, but the game becomes gorier with it enabled.

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Last night's dream: Borderlands but with Doom finishing moves.

Why is it that we say: "you'll never be a real women" to transwomen, but don't say "you'll never be a real man" to transmen?

I've had this in the back of my mind for a few days. Got a few ideas, but I'm curious what you think.

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