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People don't seem to realize just how much Romanians hate Russia.

Breaking news: EVGA is based. Fuck Nvidia.

BREAKING NEWS! - EVGA will no longer do business with NVIDIA
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Sometimes I wish I was more innocent and ignorant of the world. Like, imagine not knowing what a dilator is and what it's used for. Wouldn't that be nice?

The nukes are getting bored. We should let them do something every once in a while. The way we keep them locked up all the time is cruel and unusual punishment.

Need For Speed used to have such bitching music back in it's underground age.

Interviewer: what do you expect out of this new game?
Me: A decade old game.

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cc @Awoo
You might be interested in Spirit of the North. You play as a focks.

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@alyx African Roulette is actually when you're offered a blowjob from your choice of sox different women, but one of them is a cannibal

You've heard of Russian roulette, but what about:
>Californian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get an electric blackout
>Romanian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get mugged by gypsies
>English roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance the King dies
>Japanese roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you hang yourself in the forest and get discovered by Logan Paul
>German roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get gang raped on New Years
>Canadian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance someone doesn't apologize to you
>Roulette française: il y a 1 chance sur 6 que quelqu'un ternisse la langue française
>Polish roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you go in the oven
>Australian roulette: there's 1 in 6 chance you get bitten by a venomous creature
>African roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get AIDS, malaria and ebola all at once
>Chinese roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance the communist party makes you disappear
>North Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you get eaten by your starving family
>South Korean roulette: there's a 1 in 6 chance you wake up on the wrong side of the peninsula. See North Korea for further instructions.

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