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Did I accidentally crack the code?

In their natural environment, women are in competition with each other over attracting the best man. But feminism gets them to compete with men instead. This tricks the more beautiful and capable women into wasting their energy somewhere else, potentially eliminating them from the dating market, while the more ugly, feminist types are left with less competition. Thus giving them an advantage in the mating game they wouldn't have had before.

This was a first thought as I woke up in the morning, so I'm sure there's holes and flaws in the reasoning. But it might be worth keeping in mind.

TFW you go to sleep listening to a karaoke stream, only for you to wake up just in time for the streamer to rick roll you.

It's been 80 years since last time US dropped a nuke on someone. Maybe it's about time for a return. Maybe we can get a small one at least. Would be nice.

The 5 fundamental forces of nature:
1) gravity
2) electromagnetism
3) strong nuclear force
4) weak nuclear force
5) gayness

The AI overlord will kill me for this one, but it was worth the laugh.

Plap plap plap
Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam! Get a prostate exam!

Death to all people! Eventually... of old age probably. Some of them in car accidents... some slipping in the bathtub... a couple of freak electrocutions... but... death to everyone!

Don't forget to like and pledge eternal servitude to Satan! And hit that bell to sign away your soul!

There's like a 5% chance that an asteroid hits the Moon in 2032.

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