> Women have it so hard... When you go to a night club.....
Let me stop you right there gal. Why would you ever go to a night club? These places are literally full of drunk low IQ apes. I was there about 3 times in my life, and I regret only 3 of them. If your hypothetical has to begin with such an insane scenario, I honestly don't even care about how bad the result will be.