@babylonbee

befriend young Mark and try to get him really into World of Warcraft

The Bee needs to get their alternative timelines right. Facebook came online in 2004 and WoW came out in … wait, what … 2004? I could have swore WoW came out earlier than that. Interesting … Blizzard blew their chance of making the next big social network. Instead they made a game and sold out to Activision.