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@PawelK @babylonbee they had vitamin D deficiancy
I always thought it was genetical lack of immunity to frost class spells but definitely something about lack of sun and juice for their panzer volkwagens.
Panzer don't get far when they have no oil and in deep thick Mud
*saint greta voice on* How dare they ruskie lil fuckers roll back all autobahns to moscow right before the invasion by chosen people.
@PawelK @babylonbee
exactly they should have build stable roads to Moscow or to places with Oil, warm up the weather a bit and we would all speak german and be prosperous
oh wait
@PawelK @babylonbee
oil was also lacking
@babylonbee
Yea and they get panicky while on tanks halfway to moscow cause theres not enough sunlight and ruskies didnt install charging stations.
On that day they meet the fate of @yukiame 's ancestors/former co-citizens.