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Pete Buttigieg Says Everyone Worried About Gas Prices Should Just Get Six-Figure Government Job With Free Car Service And Unlimited Parental Leave
@babylonbee That isn't far from what Buttplug actually said. I thought you kids peddled satire.
@IgnorantHussy @babylonbee Just buy an electric car
@PhilMcGuinnes @babylonbee Why would I buy a vehicle that is less efficient? 🤔
@IgnorantHussy @PhilMcGuinnes @babylonbee Cool thing about electric cars is after your done with it, you just drive it into the ocean.
@TheWeez @PhilMcGuinnes @babylonbee Of course...the only proper disposal of car batteries is the Ocean.
@IgnorantHussy @TheWeez @babylonbee I thought that was tires? The batteries go in an alleyway behind the city council building
@IgnorantHussy @PhilMcGuinnes @babylonbee Because kidnapped bears and possums don't drive themselves around, duh.
@IgnorantHussy @babylonbee Yes because a $100k electric SUV is TOTALLY a reasonable replacement for my $5k honda
