Op-Ed: Hey Man, How's It Going? Please Don't Remove Your Debit Card—REMOVE DEBIT CARD NOW HOLY SMOKES WHY HAVEN'T YOU REMOVED YOUR DEBIT CARD YET WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

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