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Dad Attends Back-To-School Night To Learn What Grade His Kid Is In
@Moonbuggy @babylonbee And this now a poem I hate.
@Moonbuggy @babylonbee My mother evidently handed my father a “congratulations on your results” card the day before my results (she’s organised). He signed and dated it.
@Moonbuggy @babylonbee my estranged sperm donator turned up a month late for our youngests fourth birthday and insisted I was wrong that it was a month earlier.....
@Sherri_Ingrey @Moonbuggy @babylonbee Epic gaslight!
All the family: He's nine.