Drought Over After Wife Empties Water Bottles From Nightstand Into Town's Water Supply
https://babylonbee.com/news/drought-over-after-wife-empties-water-bottles-from-nightstand-into-towns-water-supply/?utm_source=fediverse
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Sounds exactly like my wife's night stand and also her car.