Follow
DoorDash Now Offering Pickle Jar Opening Service For Single Women
@babylonbee Haha, as if women could afford to pay for such frivolity! This should be a free service offered by women for women as no woman would trust a strange delivery boy to enter their homes. Jeez, this isn't even one bit funny ffs, lol.
@classierbitch @babylonbee I always thought this was the fakest trope and men probably only perpetuate it because they know women find it super annoying.
@classierbitch @babylonbee Maybe it's men who are so stupid they don't know the many many possible ways to open things besides brute strength? I thought men were supposed to be the greatest at tool use!
Rather they just end up perpetuating their reputations as 'tools'. LMFAO
It is as some of last centuries feminists had it, 'a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle'. Maybe the BB should do a funny on that. But then a lot of men never saw the humour in that!
Rather they just end up perpetuating their reputations as 'tools'. LMFAO
It is as some of last centuries feminists had it, 'a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle'. Maybe the BB should do a funny on that. But then a lot of men never saw the humour in that!
@classierbitch @babylonbee 😆 It's probably men who are struggling because they think muscle power is the only way to do stuff and that makes them superior in some way. Weirdos!
Yet, they also seem to think this kind of thoughtless humour will somehow endear women to them - or wait, of course they must actually be courting other men because men are the ones who actually can afford to pay for this shit!
Yet, they also seem to think this kind of thoughtless humour will somehow endear women to them - or wait, of course they must actually be courting other men because men are the ones who actually can afford to pay for this shit!
@LaylaAlexandrovna @babylonbee Fuckboy would probably drop a roofie in it anyway...HANDS OFF MY PICKLES, PEENUS BEARER!!!
@FemaleIsNotAFeeling @LaylaAlexandrovna @babylonbee I open pickle jars by smashing them against men's skulls
@tangleofsnakes @LaylaAlexandrovna @babylonbee That sounds a lot more fun than popping the air seal with a knife and using a rubber mitt to open it up!
Just....
:::BASH!!!:::
Me: mMMMMm!!! Nummy!!!....Cromch!!
::screams of horror in the background::
Just....
:::BASH!!!:::
Me: mMMMMm!!! Nummy!!!....Cromch!!
::screams of horror in the background::
@FemaleIsNotAFeeling @tangleofsnakes @babylonbee Yes, I think I'll try this on the MALE workers who wake me up at DAWN (8-8:30am) for the past FUCKING SIX WEEKS!!!! hehe
