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Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys
https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-gently-informs-daughter-he-spent-her-college-fund-on-a-single-little-bacon-cheeseburger-at-five-guys/?utm_source=fediverse
@babylonbee She should be thankful. If he ordered through GrubHub, he'd have to sell the daughter too.