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Man Checks News To See Whether Retirement Account Bankrupt Or Has A Million Dollars

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Man Checks News To See Whether Retirement Account Bankrupt Or Has A Million Dollars

RICHMOND, VA — As part of a new morning routine, local man Reggie Hayes checked the news to see if his retirement account had vanished or whether he was now a millionaire.

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April 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM · · 1 · 0 · 0
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