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America's Obesity Crisis Solved As EBT Benefits Run Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/americas-obesity-crisis-solved-as-ebt-benefits-run-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Oct 28, 2025, 20:01 · · · ·

Oct 28, 2025, 20:05

lolocaustianity @lolocaustianity@annihilation.social

@babylonbee

onion news covered this years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T5bj9Lf87E

@RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare @william_travis

Oct 29, 2025, 02:36

Dude 1% @one_percent@noauthority.social

Yeah, but fat people on EBT won't read The Onion because it's named after a vegetable.

@lolocaustianity @babylonbee @RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare @william_travis

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