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Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real
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"He seemed to take some type of sick pleasure in making people unhappy," one witness said. "You could tell in his voice that shattering the joys of regular people is something he's very passionate about. I think he also took the milk and cookies."