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Congress Passes Law Making Every Day January 6 So They Can Think About It All The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-passes-law-making-every-day-january-6-so-well-never-forget-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Take Our Quiz To Find Out What Job You'll Have In The Upcoming Communist Utopia!

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CNN Reporter Says German Army 'Seems Friendly' Despite Chants Of 'Heil Hitler!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-reporter-says-german-army-seems-friendly-despite-chants-of-hail-hitler/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As Taliban Spokesperson

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-allowed-back-on-twitter-after-being-hired-as-taliban-spokesman/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 92% Of Taliban Are Happy They Voted For Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-92-of-taliban-are-happy-they-voted-for-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Promising Next Careers For The Now Unemployed Andrew Cuomo

https://babylonbee.com/news/promising-new-careers-for-the-now-unemployed-andrew-cuomo/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Demands Whoever The President Is Take Full Responsibility For This Mess

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-demands-whoever-the-president-is-take-full-responsibility-for-this-mess/?utm_source=fediverse

Taliban Enjoys Deep Belly Laugh Over Diversity Training Materials Left Behind By U.S. Military

https://babylonbee.com/news/taliban-enjoys-good-belly-laugh-over-diversity-training-materials-left-behind-by-us-military/?utm_source=fediverse

Health Officials Warn Of Mysterious Infertility Crisis Among Trans Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/health-officials-warn-of-mysterious-infertility-crisis-among-transwomen/?utm_source=fediverse

'Rumors That The Taliban Have Taken Over Are Unfounded,' Says Jen Psaki Wearing Hijab

https://babylonbee.com/news/rumors-that-the-taliban-have-taken-over-are-unfounded-says-jen-psaki-wearing-burqa/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-drops-elite-squad-of-tiktok-influencers-into-kabul-to-stop-taliban/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Biden To Hold Special Press Conference Today To Announce What Ice Cream Flavor He’s Eating

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-biden-to-hold-special-press-conference-today-to-announce-what-ice-cream-flavor-hes-eating/?utm_source=fediverse

Evangelism Report: Despite Susan Saying 'God Bless You' Every Time Someone Sneezes, Coworkers Still Haven't Asked About Her Faith

https://babylonbee.com/news/evangelism-report-despite-susan-saying-god-bless-you-every-time-someone-sneezes-coworkers-still-havent-asked-about-her-faith/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Installs Garbage Can At Entrance For Discarding All The Seashells You Wasted Your Life Collecting

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-installs-garbage-can-at-entrance-for-discarding-all-the-seashells-you-wasted-your-life-collecting/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Go To Church You Heathen

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-stop-reading-the-babylon-bee-and-go-to-church-you-heathen/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Who's Been Saying 'It's Time To Leave For Church!' All Morning Still Last One Out Of The House

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-whos-been-saying-its-time-to-leave-for-church-all-morning-still-last-one-out-of-the-house/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-praises-taliban-for-wearing-masks-during-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Schwarzenegger To Star In 'Terminator' Reboot Where He Goes Back In Time To Make Sure Everyone Is Wearing A Mask

https://babylonbee.com/news/schwarzenegger-to-star-in-terminator-reboot-where-he-goes-back-in-time-to-tell-humanity-to-just-give-up-all-their-freedoms/?utm_source=fediverse

Snopes Publishes Fact-Check On Whether Snopes Plagiarized But Oh No! The Whole Article Seems To Have Been Stolen From PolitiFact

https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-publishes-fact-check-on-whether-snopes-plagiarized-but-oh-no-the-whole-article-seems-to-have-been-copied-from-politifact/?utm_source=fediverse

Exclusive: We Have Acquired The Department Of Homeland Security's Complete List Of Terror Threats

https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-we-have-acquired-the-department-of-homeland-securitys-complete-list-of-terror-threats/?utm_source=fediverse