The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

In New Matrix Movie, Neo To Just Tell Humans To Stay Home, Stay Safe In Their Pods

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-new-matrix-movie-neo-to-tell-humans-to-stay-home-stay-safe-in-their-pods/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Who Started Two Wars Calls For Civility

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-started-two-wars-calls-for-civility/?utm_source=fediverse

Progressives Cheer As Man Pummels Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressives-cheer-as-man-pummels-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: Vials Of Mysterious Substance At Wuhan Lab Labeled 'Save For 2024 Election'

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-vials-of-mysterious-substance-at-wuhan-lab-labeled-save-for-2024-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Jen Psaki Provides Electricity To All Of DC By Backpedaling On Exercise Bike

https://babylonbee.com/news/jen-psaki-provides-electricity-to-all-of-dc-by-backpedaling-on-exercise-bike/?utm_source=fediverse

Revealed: 10 More Things The Government Will Be Mandating This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-things-the-government-should-mandate-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Rebrands Vaccinations As 'COVID Abortions' So Government Will Leave Them Up To Individual Choice

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-rebrands-vaccinations-as-covid-abortions-so-government-will-leave-them-up-to-individual-choice/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: I Praise Biden's Measured, Unprovocative Approach To Governing The Colonies

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-i-praise-bidens-measured-unprovocative-approach-to-governing-the-colonies/?utm_source=fediverse

Concerns Raised Over Design Of Military's New Vaccine Enforcement Drones

https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-raised-over-design-of-militarys-new-vaccine-enforcement-drones/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Spotted Tossing Gorilla Costume And Carton Of Eggs Into Dumpster

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-spotted-tossing-gorilla-costume-and-carton-of-eggs-into-dumpster/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Unveils Six-Point Plan To End COVID, America As We Know It

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-six-point-plan-to-end-covid-america-as-we-know-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Moves To White House So They Can Strike Down Unconstitutional Mandates In Real-Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-moves-to-white-house-so-they-can-strike-down-unconstitutional-mandates-in-real-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces He Has Natural Immunity To The Constitution

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-he-has-natural-immunity-to-the-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Unveils 'Your Body, My Choice' Vaccination Program

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-your-body-my-choice-vaccination-program/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden Announces Civil War

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-announces-civil-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Deranged Conspiracy Theorists Worried Leaders May Build A New World Order After Leaders Say They're Building A New World Order

https://babylonbee.com/news/deranged-conspiracy-theorists-worried-world-leaders-may-build-a-new-world-order-after-world-leaders-say-theyre-building-a-new-world-order/?utm_source=fediverse

Food Review: Ketchup—A Complex, Well Crafted Culinary Delight

https://babylonbee.com/news/food-review-ketchup---pure-red-perfection/?utm_source=fediverse

Jussie Smollett Disguises Self As Larry Elder So People Will Commit Real Hate Crimes Against Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/jussie-smollett-disguises-self-as-larry-elder-so-people-will-commit-real-hate-crimes-against-him/?utm_source=fediverse

'Even We Have Standards': More Birds Refusing To Crap On New York Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/even-we-have-standards-more-birds-refusing-to-crap-on-new-york-times/?utm_source=fediverse

With No Abortions Or Voter Fraud, Bored Texas Democrats Left With Nothing To Do All Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-no-abortions-or-voter-fraud-democrats-are-left-with-nothing-to-do-all-day-in-texas/?utm_source=fediverse