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Border Patrol Agents Accused Of Patrolling Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/border-patrol-agents-accused-of-patrolling-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Bathtime Review: A Torrid, Pointless Affair

https://babylonbee.com/news/bathtime-review-a-torrid-pointless-affair/?utm_source=fediverse

Medical Schools Update Hippocratic Oath To Exclude The Unvaccinated

https://babylonbee.com/news/medical-schools-update-hippocratic-oath-to-exclude-unborn-unvaccinated/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Hoping Her Unlikability Will Distract From Her Terrible Job Fixing The Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-hoping-her-unlikability-will-distract-from-her-terrible-policies/?utm_source=fediverse

Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together

https://babylonbee.com/news/orders-border-patrol-to-stop-riding-horses-just-bang-two-empty-halves-of-coconuts-together/?utm_source=fediverse

Fiscally Responsible Democrat Says We Should Be Able To Destroy America For Way Less Than $3.5 Trillion

https://babylonbee.com/news/fiscally-responsible-democrat-says-we-should-be-able-to-destroy-america-for-way-less-than-35-trillion/?utm_source=fediverse

Trudeau Re-Elected Sultan Of Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-re-elected-sultan-of-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

Dr. Fauci Uninvited From Board Game Night As He Keeps Changing The Rules As He Goes

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-dr-fauci-edition-of-pandemic-will-let-you-just-make-up-the-rules-as-you-go-along/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Restaurant Adds Voting Booth So They Can Allow People In Without ID

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-restaurant-adds-voting-booth-so-they-can-allow-in-people-without-id/?utm_source=fediverse

January 6 Rioters Identify As Pedophiles So FBI Will Cover For Them And Look The Other Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/january-6-rioters-come-out-as-pedophiles-so-fbi-will-cover-for-them-and-look-the-other-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's Space Force Praised For Lack Of COVID In Space

https://babylonbee.com/news/lack-of-covid-in-space-credited-to-trumps-space-force/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Guide To Surviving After Your Money Becomes Worthless

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-buying-things-after-your-money-becomes-worthless/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Call For Infrastructure Spending To Build More Bridges For Haitian Migrants To Live Under

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-call-for-infrastructure-spending-to-build-more-bridges-for-haitian-migrants-to-live-under/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Easy Ways To Spot A Fed

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-easy-ways-to-spot-a-fed/?utm_source=fediverse

Schoolboy Who Hasn't Seen A Human Face In Weeks Just Glad Celebrities Had A Good Time Last Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/schoolboy-who-hasnt-seen-a-human-face-in-weeks-just-glad-celebrities-had-a-good-time-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Trump Reveals He Let Biden Win So His Presidency Would Look Amazing By Comparison

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-reveals-he-let-biden-win-so-his-presidency-would-look-amazing-by-comparison/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-kids-as-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Rally In D.C. Ends Without Incident

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-rally-in-dc-ends-without-incident/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: Drone Strike Thought To Have Taken Down ISIS Actually Hit A Chuck E. Cheese In Ohio

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-claims-they-just-took-out-another-isis-stronghold/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Jesus

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