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Secret Service Says Eight-Ball Of Cocaine Found In Courtroom Chair Hunter Was Sitting In Probably Left By Tour Group

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-says-crack-found-in-courtroom-chair-hunter-was-sitting-in-probably-left-by-tour-group/?utm_source=fediverse

'Greetings Earth, Our Planet Desperately Needs $40 Billion In Foreign Aid!' Says Alien Commander Who Looks Suspiciously Like Zelensky In A Spirit Halloween Mask

https://babylonbee.com/news/greetings-earth-our-planet-desperately-needs-40-billion-in-foreign-aid-says-alien-commander-who-looks-suspiciously-like-zelensky-in-a-spirit-halloween-mask/?utm_source=fediverse

Mitch McConnell Observes A 19-Second Moment Of Silence For Ukraine

https://babylonbee.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-observes-a-19-second-moment-of-silence-for-ukraine/?utm_source=fediverse

Transgender Women's Soccer Player Outed On Free Kick

https://babylonbee.com/news/transgender-womens-soccer-player-outed-on-free-kick/?utm_source=fediverse

Ancient Man Regales Children With Tale About How Value Tacos At Del Taco Used To Be 29 Cents

https://babylonbee.com/news/ancient-man-regales-children-with-tale-about-how-value-tacos-at-del-taco-used-to-be-29-cents/?utm_source=fediverse

Ice Cube Tries To Improve His Street Cred By Riding With Tucker Carlson

https://babylonbee.com/news/ice-cube-tries-to-improve-his-street-cred-by-riding-with-tucker-carlson/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Says Eight-Ball Of Cocaine Found In Courtroom Chair Hunter Was Sitting In Probably Left By Tour Group

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-says-crack-found-in-courtroom-chair-hunter-was-sitting-in-probably-left-by-tour-group/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Put Down After Biting Another Baby

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-put-down-after-biting-another-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

Hunter Biden Plea Deal Falls Through After Bribery Check Bounces

https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-plea-deal-falls-through-after-bribery-check-bounces/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Put Down After Biting Another Baby

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-put-down-after-biting-another-baby/?utm_source=fediverse

Hunter Biden Plea Deal Falls Through After Bribery Check Bounces

https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-plea-deal-falls-through-after-bribery-check-bounces/?utm_source=fediverse

Restaurant Hires Extra Staff To Remind People They Need To Order At The Kiosk

https://babylonbee.com/news/cafe-hires-extra-staff-to-remind-people-they-need-to-order-at-the-kiosk/?utm_source=fediverse

MAGA Republicans Convene In Underground Lair To Turn Planet's Heat Dial Up Three More Notches

https://babylonbee.com/news/cackling-maga-republicans-convene-in-underground-lair-to-turn-planets-heat-dial-up-three-more-notches/?utm_source=fediverse

White Witch Blames Aslan For Global Warming

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-witch-blames-aslan-for-global-warming/?utm_source=fediverse

McCarthy Says 783rd Impeachable Offense By Biden Will Be The Last Straw

https://babylonbee.com/news/mccarthy-says-783rd-impeachable-offense-by-biden-will-be-the-last-straw/?utm_source=fediverse

Restaurant Hires Extra Staff To Remind People They Need To Order At The Kiosk

https://babylonbee.com/news/cafe-hires-extra-staff-to-remind-people-they-need-to-order-at-the-kiosk/?utm_source=fediverse

MAGA Republicans Convene In Underground Lair To Turn Planet's Heat Dial Up Three More Notches

https://babylonbee.com/news/cackling-maga-republicans-convene-in-underground-lair-to-turn-planets-heat-dial-up-three-more-notches/?utm_source=fediverse

White Witch Blames Aslan For Global Warming

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-witch-blames-aslan-for-global-warming/?utm_source=fediverse

McCarthy Says 783rd Impeachable Offense By Biden Will Be The Last Straw

https://babylonbee.com/news/mccarthy-says-783rd-impeachable-offense-by-biden-will-be-the-last-straw/?utm_source=fediverse

Chelsea Handler Bursts Into Family's Living Room To Tell Them She's Totally Happy Being Child-Free And Not At All Miserable

https://babylonbee.com/news/chelsea-handler-bursts-into-familys-living-room-to-tell-them-shes-totally-happy-being-child-free-and-not-at-all-miserable/?utm_source=fediverse