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Government Clarifies Alert Message Reading 'THE ARACHNIDS ARE HERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!' Just A Test

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-clarifies-alert-message-reading-the-arachnids-are-here-run-for-your-lives-just-a-test/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City

https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-frugal-family-poses-as-illegal-immigrants-to-get-free-hotel-oom-in-nyc/?utm_source=fediverse

Government Clarifies Alert Message Reading 'THE ARACHNIDS ARE HERE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!' Just A Test

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-clarifies-alert-message-reading-the-arachnids-are-here-run-for-your-lives-just-a-test/?utm_source=fediverse

Genius: Vacationing Family Poses As Illegal Immigrants To Get Free Hotel Room In New York City

https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-frugal-family-poses-as-illegal-immigrants-to-get-free-hotel-oom-in-nyc/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Votes To Vacate All 535 Seats Of Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-votes-to-vacate-all-535-seats-of-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Votes To Vacate All 535 Seats Of Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-votes-to-vacate-all-535-seats-of-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Says New Senator Was Most Qualified Candidate In The .00001 Percent Of Population He Chose From

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-new-senator-was-most-qualified-candidate-in-the-00001-percent-of-population-he-chose-from/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Francis Warns Against Narrow Gate, Says Wide, Broad Road Is Fine

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-warns-against-narrow-gate-says-wide-broad-road-is-fine/?utm_source=fediverse

Panicked McCarthy Looks For Fire Alarm

https://babylonbee.com/news/panicked-mccarthy-looks-for-a-fire-alarm/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Says New Senator Was Most Qualified Candidate In The .00001 Percent Of Population He Chose From

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-new-senator-was-most-qualified-candidate-in-the-00001-percent-of-population-he-chose-from/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Francis Warns Against Narrow Gate, Says Wide, Broad Road Is Fine

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-warns-against-narrow-gate-says-wide-broad-road-is-fine/?utm_source=fediverse

Panicked McCarthy Looks For Fire Alarm

https://babylonbee.com/news/panicked-mccarthy-looks-for-a-fire-alarm/?utm_source=fediverse

After California Passes New Fast Food Minimum Wage, Jack-In-The-Box Announces 2 Tacos For $20

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-californias-new-fast-food-minimum-wage-signed-jack-in-the-box-announces-2-tacos-for-20/?utm_source=fediverse

'This!' Shouts Matt Gaetz, Handing Stock Photo Of Douchebag To His Stylist

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-shouts-matt-gaetz-handing-stock-photo-of-douchebag-to-his-stylist/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Traded To The Jets

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-traded-to-the-jets/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Warns That Gaetz And McCarthy Are Distracting From Important Work Of Voting Themselves Raises

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-warns-that-gaetz-and-mccarthy-are-distracting-from-important-work-of-voting-themselves-raises/?utm_source=fediverse

After California Passes New Fast Food Minimum Wage, Jack-In-The-Box Announces 2 Tacos For $20

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-californias-new-fast-food-minimum-wage-signed-jack-in-the-box-announces-2-tacos-for-20/?utm_source=fediverse

'This!' Shouts Matt Gaetz, Handing Stock Photo Of Douchebag To His Stylist

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-shouts-matt-gaetz-handing-stock-photo-of-douchebag-to-his-stylist/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Traded To The Jets

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-traded-to-the-jets/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Warns That Gaetz And McCarthy Are Distracting From Important Work Of Voting Themselves Raises

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-warns-that-gaetz-and-mccarthy-are-distracting-from-important-work-of-voting-themselves-raises/?utm_source=fediverse