The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Exasperated Gandalf Puts Pippin On Toddler Leash

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Researchers Discover Miracle Cure For Gender Dysphoria Called 'Deleting TikTok'

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-doctor-cures-gender-dysphoria-by-deleting-patients-tiktok-app/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Dead At 9 A.M. From Questions

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Did You Donate To BLM? Here Are 10 Moving Photos Of What Your Money Funded

https://babylonbee.com/news/did-you-donate-to-blm-here-are-10-moving-photos-of-what-your-money-funded/?utm_source=fediverse

Harvard Crew Team Unveils New U-Boat

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-crew-team-unveils-new-u-boat/?utm_source=fediverse

Kid Too Sick To Go To School Just Well Enough To Stay Home And Play Video Games All Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-too-sick-to-go-to-school-just-well-enough-to-stay-home-and-play-video-games-all-day/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Uncovers Horrifying Extremist Reading Material In Mike Johnson's Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-uncovers-horrifying-extremist-reading-material-in-mike-johnsons-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Palestine Protester Tries To Argue With Skinhead But They Just Agree On Everything

https://babylonbee.com/news/palestine-protester-tries-to-argue-with-skinhead-but-they-just-agree-on-everything/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Gently Asks Husband If He's Planning On Taking Off His Roman Soldier Halloween Costume Anytime Soon

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-gently-asks-husband-if-hes-planning-on-taking-off-his-roman-soldier-halloween-costume-anytime-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

Absolute Sociopath Of A Friend Calling You Just To Talk

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9 Ways To Scare Off Californians Looking To Move Into Your Neighborhood

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-to-scare-off-californians-looking-to-move-into-your-neighborhood/?utm_source=fediverse

'We're Gonna Get A Head Start On Christmas Shopping This Year,' Says Family That's Going To Be Frantically Shopping At 5 PM On Christmas Eve

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-gonna-get-a-head-start-on-christmas-shopping-this-year-says-family-thats-going-to-be-frantically-shopping-at-5-pm-on-christmas-eve/?utm_source=fediverse

California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-proposes-another-minimum-wage-increase-so-people-can-afford-products-made-more-expensive-by-previous-minimum-wage-increase/?utm_source=fediverse

Palestine Protester Tries To Argue With Skinhead But They Just Agree On Everything

https://babylonbee.com/news/palestine-protester-tries-to-argue-with-skinhead-but-they-just-agree-on-everything/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Gently Asks Husband If He's Planning On Taking Off His Roman Soldier Halloween Costume Anytime Soon

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-gently-asks-husband-if-hes-planning-on-taking-off-his-roman-soldier-halloween-costume-anytime-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

Absolute Sociopath Of A Friend Calling You Just To Talk

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9 Ways To Scare Off Californians Looking To Move Into Your Neighborhood

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-to-scare-off-californians-looking-to-move-into-your-neighborhood/?utm_source=fediverse

'We're Gonna Get A Head Start On Christmas Shopping This Year,' Says Family That's Going To Be Frantically Shopping At 5 PM On Christmas Eve

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-gonna-get-a-head-start-on-christmas-shopping-this-year-says-family-thats-going-to-be-frantically-shopping-at-5-pm-on-christmas-eve/?utm_source=fediverse

California Proposes Another Minimum Wage Increase So People Can Afford Products Made More Expensive By Previous Minimum Wage Increase

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-proposes-another-minimum-wage-increase-so-people-can-afford-products-made-more-expensive-by-previous-minimum-wage-increase/?utm_source=fediverse

God Rewards Only Team That Doesn't Have A Pride Night With World Series Win

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-rewards-only-team-that-doesnt-have-a-pride-night-with-world-series-win/?utm_source=fediverse