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'Commence The Invasion,' Orders President Xi After Seeing Video Of Tap Dancing Flowers In The White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/commence-the-invasion-orders-president-xi-after-seeing-video-of-tap-dancing-flowers-in-the-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Boston Mayor Hires Bouncer To Check Skin Color Outside Of Entrance To Holiday Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/boston-mayor-hires-bouncer-to-check-skin-color-outside-of-entrance-to-holiday-party/?utm_source=fediverse

Jill Biden Shares Charming Christmas Performance By Twins From ‘The Shining’

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-shares-charming-christmas-performance-by-twins-from-the-shining/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Striking Similarities Between The Late-Stage Roman Empire And America Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-haunting-similarities-between-the-late-stage-roman-empire-and-america-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Takes Wife On Date To Very Expensive Restaurant Only To Find McFlurry Machine Broken

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-takes-wife-on-date-to-extremely-expensive-restaurant-only-to-find-mcflurry-machine-broken/?utm_source=fediverse

'Commence The Invasion,' Orders President Xi After Seeing Video Of Tap Dancing Flowers In The White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/commence-the-invasion-orders-president-xi-after-seeing-video-of-tap-dancing-flowers-in-the-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Boston Mayor Hires Bouncer To Check Skin Color Outside Of Entrance To Holiday Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/boston-mayor-hires-bouncer-to-check-skin-color-outside-of-entrance-to-holiday-party/?utm_source=fediverse

Jill Biden Shares Charming Christmas Performance By Twins From ‘The Shining’

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-shares-charming-christmas-performance-by-twins-from-the-shining/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Ways To Spot A Christian On A College Campus

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8 Ways To Spot A Christian On A College Campus

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McConnell Dresses As Prostitute To Lure Hunter Into Closed-Door Hearing

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcconnell-dresses-as-prostitute-to-lure-hunter-into-closed-door-hearing/?utm_source=fediverse

Churchgoer Pledges $700 Million In Tithes With $1 Per Year To Be Paid For Next 700 Million Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/churchgoer-pledges-700-million-n-tithing-with-1-a-year-to-be-paid-for-next-700-million-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Cybertruck To Come With Deployable Scoop For Removing Climate Change Protesters From Roadway

https://babylonbee.com/news/cybertruck-to-come-with-deployable-scoop-for-removing-climate-change-protesters-from-roadway/?utm_source=fediverse

'Did Not Attend Harvard' Now Number One Quality Employers Seeking In Job Candidate

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McConnell Dresses As Prostitute To Lure Hunter Into Closed-Door Hearing

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcconnell-dresses-as-prostitute-to-lure-hunter-into-closed-door-hearing/?utm_source=fediverse

Churchgoer Pledges $700 Million In Tithes With $1 Per Year To Be Paid For Next 700 Million Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/churchgoer-pledges-700-million-n-tithing-with-1-a-year-to-be-paid-for-next-700-million-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Cybertruck To Come With Deployable Scoop For Removing Climate Change Protesters From Roadway

https://babylonbee.com/news/cybertruck-to-come-with-deployable-scoop-for-removing-climate-change-protesters-from-roadway/?utm_source=fediverse

'Did Not Attend Harvard' Now Number One Quality Employers Seeking In Job Candidate

https://babylonbee.com/news/did-not-attend-harvard-now-number-one-quality-employers-seeking-in-job-candidate/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Concerned As Homeschooled 7-Year-Old Hasn't Even Graduated High School

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-concerned-as-homeschooled-7-year-old-hasnt-even-graduated-high-school/?utm_source=fediverse

Harvard Announces Claudine Gay Will Remain As University Führer

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-announces-claudine-gay-will-remain-as-university-fhrer/?utm_source=fediverse