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Trans Pro Golfer Outed As Man After He Flawlessly Parallel-Parks Golf Cart

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January 6th Pipe Bombs Revealed To Have Sticker Reading 'Please Return To FBI'

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7 New Features Coming To United Airlines Courtesy Of Drag Queen CEO

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'Can I Have Some Steak Sauce Please?' Says Wittle Bitty Man Baby Who Needs A Wittle Sauce On His Steak Waaaah

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7 New Features Coming To United Airlines Courtesy Of Drag Queen CEO

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'Can I Have Some Steak Sauce Please?' Says Wittle Bitty Man Baby Who Needs A Wittle Sauce On His Steak Waaaah

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'I Just Don't Know Where We Went Wrong,' Contemplates Sports Illustrated Executive In Front Of Framed Covers Of Obese, Trans Swimsuit Models

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-just-dont-know-where-we-went-wrong-contemplates-sports-illustrated-ceo-in-front-of-framed-obese-swimsuit-issue/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Save Money On Home Improvements By Not Doing Them

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Study Finds Over 3 Million Millennial Women Die Of Dehydration Every Day Because They Don't Have A Stanley Tumbler

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-three-million-millennial-women-die-of-dehydration-every-day-because-they-dont-have-a-stanley-tumbler/?utm_source=fediverse

Missionary Travels To Joel Osteen's Church To Reach People Who Have Never Heard About Jesus

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Study Finds Over 3 Million Millennial Women Die Of Dehydration Every Day Because They Don't Have A Stanley Tumbler

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-three-million-millennial-women-die-of-dehydration-every-day-because-they-dont-have-a-stanley-tumbler/?utm_source=fediverse

Missionary Travels To Joel Osteen's Church To Reach People Who Have Never Heard About Jesus

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'Ugh I Can't Believe Men Are Looking At Me At The Gym,' Says Woman Who Went To The Gym Specifically So Men Would Look At Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-i-cant-believe-men-are-looking-at-me-at-the-gym-says-woman-who-went-to-the-gym-specifically-so-men-would-look-at-her/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Would Prefer If 3000 Babies Weren't Murdered Every Day,' Says Crowd Of Deranged Extremists

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-would-prefer-if-3000-babies-werent-murdered-every-day-says-crowd-of-deranged-extremists/?utm_source=fediverse

World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-economic-forum-concludes-event-with-virgin-sacrifice-to-weather-gods-to-prevent-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ugh I Can't Believe Men Are Looking At Me At The Gym,' Says Woman Who Went To The Gym Specifically So Men Would Look At Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-i-cant-believe-men-are-looking-at-me-at-the-gym-says-woman-who-went-to-the-gym-specifically-so-men-would-look-at-her/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Would Prefer If 3000 Babies Weren't Murdered Every Day,' Says Crowd Of Deranged Extremists

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World Economic Forum Concludes Event With Virgin Sacrifice To Weather Gods To Prevent Climate Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-economic-forum-concludes-event-with-virgin-sacrifice-to-weather-gods-to-prevent-climate-change/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Offers DeSantis Coveted Administration Position Spinning Trump Sign On Street Corner

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13 Absolute Horrors Of Late-Stage Capitalism

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