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Nation Has Vague, Distant Memory Of Some Old Rule Where The President Couldn't Just Declare War On Anyone He Wanted

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-has-vague-distant-memory-of-some-old-rule-where-the-president-couldnt-just-declare-war-on-anyone-he-wanted/?utm_source=fediverse

Nicki Minaj Strikes Back By Becoming Jewish, Going On Speaking Tour Where She Owns Libs On College Campuses

https://babylonbee.com/news/Nicki-minaj-strikes-back-by-becoming-jewish-going-on-speaking-tour-where-she-owns-kids-on-college-campuses/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservatives Uncover Democrat Plot To Turn Taylor Swift Into An International Pop Star And The Kansas City Chiefs Into A Dynasty So Swift Could Date A Chiefs Player And Leverage The Collective Media Coverage To Get Joe Biden Re-Elected

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-uncover-democrat-plot-to-turn-taylor-swift-into-an-international-pop-star-and-the-kansas-city-chiefs-into-a-dynasty-so-swift-could-date-a-chiefs-player-and-leverage-the-collecti/?utm_source=fediverse

To Protect Against Protesters, Louvre Equips Mona Lisa With Laser Eyes

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protect-against-climate-protestors-louvre-adds-laser-eyes-to-mona-lisa/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Guide To Which Statues You Can And Can't Tear Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-which-statues-you-can-and-cant-tear-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Iowa Charges God With Hate Crime For Casting Satan Into Lake Of Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/iowa-charges-god-with-hate-crime-for-casting-satan-into-lake-of-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

Brock Purdy Excited To Finally See Taylor Swift Live As He Can't Afford Eras Tour Tickets

https://babylonbee.com/news/brock-purdy-excited-to-finally-see-taylor-swift-live-as-he-cant-afford-eras-tour-tickets/?utm_source=fediverse

California Becomes First State To Ban Heterosexual Marriage

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-becomes-first-state-to-ban-heterosexual-marriage/?utm_source=fediverse

We Asked 9 Famous Pastors What Their Favorite Bible Verse Was, And Here's What They Said

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-asked-9-famous-pastors-what-their-favorite-bible-verse-was-and-heres-what-they-said/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Has Vague, Distant Memory Of Some Old Rule Where The President Couldn't Just Declare War On Anyone He Wanted

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-has-vague-distant-memory-of-some-old-rule-where-the-president-couldnt-just-declare-war-on-anyone-he-wanted/?utm_source=fediverse

Nicki Minaj Strikes Back By Becoming Jewish, Going On Speaking Tour Where She Owns Libs On College Campuses

https://babylonbee.com/news/Nicki-minaj-strikes-back-by-becoming-jewish-going-on-speaking-tour-where-she-owns-kids-on-college-campuses/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservatives Uncover Democrat Plot To Turn Taylor Swift Into An International Pop Star And The Kansas City Chiefs Into A Dynasty So Swift Could Date A Chiefs Player And Leverage The Collective Media Coverage To Get Joe Biden Re-Elected

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-uncover-democrat-plot-to-turn-taylor-swift-into-an-international-pop-star-and-the-kansas-city-chiefs-into-a-dynasty-so-swift-could-date-a-chiefs-player-and-leverage-the-collecti/?utm_source=fediverse

To Protect Against Protesters, Louvre Equips Mona Lisa With Laser Eyes

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protect-against-climate-protestors-louvre-adds-laser-eyes-to-mona-lisa/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Has Kids Just To Have Someone To Crush At 'Super Smash Bros.'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-kids-just-to-have-someone-to-crush-at-super-smash-bros/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Signs You're Poor In A Capitalist Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-youre-poor-in-a-capitalist-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Promises If Elected He Will Ban Taylor Swift From Football Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-if-elected-he-will-ban-taylor-swift-from-football-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Lindell Arrives In Texas To Build A MyPillow Border Wall

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-arrives-in-texas-to-build-a-mypillow-border-wall/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cleverly-distracts-from-civil-war-by-starting-world-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Has Kids Just To Have Someone To Crush At 'Super Smash Bros.'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-kids-just-to-have-someone-to-crush-at-super-smash-bros/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Signs You're Poor In A Capitalist Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-youre-poor-in-a-capitalist-country/?utm_source=fediverse