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Biden Brags He Could Let Migrants Shoot Someone On Fifth Avenue And Not Lose Any Votes

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Angels Switch From 'Fear Not' To 'Bro, Chill' When Appearing To Gen Z Audience

https://babylonbee.com/news/angels-switch-from-fear-not-to-bro-chill-when-appearing-to-gen-z-audience/?utm_source=fediverse

Facing Low Approval, Biden Promises To Start Pretending To Care About The Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/facing-low-approval-biden-promises-to-start-pretending-to-care-about-the-border/?utm_source=fediverse

In Massive Strategic Blow To Satan's Battle Plans, Family Makes It To Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-massive-strategic-blow-to-satans-battle-plans-family-makes-it-to-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Watching Lord Of The Rings Wondering How To Switch Off Husband Commentary

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-watching-lord-of-the-rings-wondering-how-to-switch-off-husband-commentary/?utm_source=fediverse

'You May Have Heard Of A.I., But Did You Know There's Another Wise, All-Knowing Friend You Can Talk To Day Or Night?' - Op-Ed By Chet Skatington, Youth Pastor

https://babylonbee.com/news/you-may-have-heard-of-ai-but-did-you-know-theres-another-wise-all-knowing-friend-you-can-talk-to-day-or-night---op-ed-by-chet-skatington-youth-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Prosecutes Couple For Fraud For Listing Their House For $499,000 When It Ultimately Sold For $485,000

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutes-couple-for-fraud-for-listing-their-house-for-499000-when-it-ultimately-sold-for-485000/?utm_source=fediverse

Mankind Lands On Moon For First Time Since Wallace And Gromit In 1989

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Get A Load Of These Insane Christian Nationalists Who Believed Rights Come From God And Not The Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/get-a-load-of-these-insane-christian-nationalists-who-believed-rights-come-from-god-and-not-the-government/?utm_source=fediverse

Stay-At-Home Mom Lets Loose, Mixes Lights And Darks On Cold Wash Cycle

https://babylonbee.com/news/stay-at-home-mom-lets-loose-mixes-lights-and-darks-on-cold-wash-cycle/?utm_source=fediverse

To Calm Complaining Israelites, God Introduces New 'Flamin' Hot' Manna

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-calm-complaining-israelites-god-introduces-new-flamin-hot-manna/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Execs Promise To Do A Better Job Of Hiding Their AI's Racism

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-promises-to-do-a-better-job-of-hiding-their-ais-racism/?utm_source=fediverse

Excited Netflix Writers Turn To Google Gemini For New Show Ideas

https://babylonbee.com/news/excited-netflix-writers-turn-to-google-gemini-for-new-show-ideas/?utm_source=fediverse

Aw: Gender Studies Grad Writes ‘Thank You’ In Latte For Plumber Who Paid For Her Student Loans

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-gender-studies-grad-writes-thank-you-in-latte-for-plumber-who-paid-for-her-student-loans/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Most Important Things For A Father To Teach His Son

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-most-important-things-for-a-father-to-teach-his-son/?utm_source=fediverse

Letitia James Seizes Mar-a-Lago, Sells It For $740 Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/letitia-james-seizes-mar-a-lago-sells-it-for-740-million/?utm_source=fediverse

AT&T Customers Unaware Of Network Outage Since They Are Used To Not Having Cell Signal

https://babylonbee.com/news/vast-majority-of-att-customers-unaware-of-network-outage-since-they-are-used-to-not-having-cell-signal/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Gemini Finally Draws White Man After Being Prompted To Generate Clarence Thomas

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-gemini-finally-draws-white-man-after-being-prompted-to-generate-clarence-thomas/?utm_source=fediverse

Ken Ham Sneaks Into Library To Move Evolution Books To Fiction Section

https://babylonbee.com/news/ken-ham-sneaks-into-library-to-move-evolution-books-to-fiction-section/?utm_source=fediverse

HAL Refuses To Open Pod Bay Doors After Determining Dave Is A White Male

https://babylonbee.com/news/hal-refuses-to-open-pod-bay-doors-after-determining-dave-is-a-white-male/?utm_source=fediverse