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Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg Holds Emergency Press Conference To Announce He Is Taking 3 More Months Maternity Leave

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Bald Man Not Comforted By Fact That God Knows All The Hairs On His Head

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Kamala Warns Israel Not To Violate San Francisco City Council’s Ceasefire Decree

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-warns-israel-not-to-violate-san-francisco-city-councils-ceasefire-decree/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces He Will Pay Entire Bond Using Bags Of Nickels

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Letitia James Prosecuted For Grossly Overvaluing Trump's Fine

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Wendy’s Is Fine, Nation Agrees

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Boeing Board Forces CEO To Resign After Evidence Surfaces He Is A White Male

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Man Wishes There Were A Radical Progressive Journalist Nearby To Tell Him Whether This Post Is Misinformation

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7 Super Helpful Things Parents Yell At Kids' Baseball Games

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‘Not Another Friggin' Phil Wickham Song,’ Mutter Angels As Local Church Starts Worship Set

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-another-friggin-phil-wickham-song-mutter-angels-as-local-church-starts-worship-set/?utm_source=fediverse

New 'SquatBNB' Service Helps Squatters Find Perfect Home To Take Over

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Shohei Ohtani Concerned About Effect Betting Scandal Will Have On Dodgers’ World Series Odds

https://babylonbee.com/news/shohei-ohtani-concerned-about-affect-betting-scandal-will-have-on-dodgers-world-series-odds/?utm_source=fediverse

Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis

https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-markle-announces-netflix-show-about-how-hard-its-been-dealing-with-kate-middletons-cancer-diagnosis/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Ways To Outfox Squatters Living On Your Property

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Woman Who Calls Herself An Influencer Has Literally Never Influenced Anyone To Do Anything Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-calls-herself-an-influencer-has-literally-never-influenced-anyone-to-do-anything-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Shrek Prosecuted After Trying To Remove Squatters From Swamp

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National Guardsman Being Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We're Not Being Invaded

https://babylonbee.com/news/national-guardsman-being-trampled-by-migrants-glad-to-hear-were-not-being-invaded/?utm_source=fediverse

Planet Fitness Rated ‘Best Gym In America’ By The National Association Of Perverts

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The Babylon Bee Guide To Being The Church Sound Guy

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Woman Unable To Distinguish Between Basketball And Hockey About To Smoke Your March Madness Bracket Again

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