The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

New Star Wars Game Lets You Play As Lesbian Jedi Who Drives Subaru Landspeeder

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-star-wars-game-lets-you-play-as-lesbian-jedi-who-drives-subaru-landspeeder/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Governors Promise They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Make Elections Appear Legitimate

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-governors-promise-they-will-do-everything-in-their-power-to-make-elections-appear-legitimate/?utm_source=fediverse

Taco Bell Releases New 'Every Day We Stray Further From God's Light' Chalupa Supreme

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-releases-new-every-day-we-stray-further-from-gods-light-chalupa-supreme/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Recommend Calling A Hispanic Person 'Latine' If You Want To Get Punched In The Face

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-recommend-calling-a-hispanic-person-latine-if-you-want-to-get-punched-in-the-face/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Your Pastor A Charlatan Fleecing The Congregation To Make Obscene Wealth? Look For These Subtle Warning Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-your-pastor-a-charlatan-fleecing-the-congregation-to-make-obscene-wealth-look-for-these-subtle-warning-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-baby-about-to-be-aborted-claims-squatters-rights/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Indicted For Taking More Chick-fil-A Sauces Than He Actually Needed For His Order

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-taking-more-chick-fil-a-sauces-than-he-actually-needed-for-his-order/?utm_source=fediverse

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-diet-craze-sweeps-the-nation-where-you-pay-the-same-amount-of-money-for-food-but-eat-50-less/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Don’t Want To Go To Church, It’s Full Of Hypocrites', Says Hypocrite

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-want-to-go-to-church-its-full-of-hypocrites-says-hypocrite/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-slowly-escort-white-hearse-containing-oj-simpson/?utm_source=fediverse

O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was

https://babylonbee.com/news/oj-simpson-excited-for-god-to-tell-him-who-real-killer-was/?utm_source=fediverse

Steven Furtick Debuts New Line Of Chastity Wear

https://babylonbee.com/news/steven-furtick-debuts-new-line-of-chastity-wear/?utm_source=fediverse

Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It’s Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce

https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-asks-why-elon-musk-wants-to-colonize-mars-since-its-just-a-giant-ball-of-spaghetti-sauce/?utm_source=fediverse

Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department

https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-named-head-of-harvard-astronomy-department/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: If Jesus Supports Forgiveness, How Can Christians Not Support Robbing Poor People To Pay For My Journalism Degree?

https://babylonbee.com/news/if-jesus-supports-forgiveness-how-can-christians-not-support-robbing-poor-people-to-pay-for-my-journalism-degree/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Hamas Offers To Release Zero Hostages In Exchange For All Jews Being Wiped From The Face Of The Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hamas-offers-to-release-zero-hostages-in-exchange-for-all-jews-being-wiped-from-the-face-of-the-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Announces Inflation Doing Great If You Hold The Chart Upside Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-announces-inflation-doing-great-if-you-hold-the-chart-upside-down/?utm_source=fediverse

American Transition To Idiocracy Running Ahead Of Schedule

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-transition-to-idiocracy-running-ahead-of-schedule/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Forms Of Travel Safer Than Getting In A Boeing

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-forms-of-travel-safer-than-getting-in-a-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse

Timothée Chalamet Cast As Doctor Who, James Bond, Spider-Man, Ron Weasley, Lara Croft

https://babylonbee.com/news/timothe-chalamet-cast-as-doctor-who-james-bond-spider-man-ron-weasley-lara-croft/?utm_source=fediverse