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Alec Baldwin Tired Of Everyone Screaming ‘Look Out!’ And Diving To The Ground Every Time He Reaches For His Cell Phone

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Columbia Admins Promise To Carefully Investigate Whether 'Let’s Kill Every Jew We See On Campus' Chant Violates School’s Conduct Policy

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-admins-promise-to-carefully-investigate-whether-lets-kill-every-jew-we-see-on-campus-chant-violates-schools-speech-policy/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Benefits Of Being A Pastor's Wife

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'The Tortured Poets Department' Review: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But We Question Her Decision To Release An Album That's Just An Hour-Long Recording Of Her Sobbing In The Shower

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tortured-poets-department-review-we-usually-love-taylor-swift-but-we-question-her-decision-to-release-an-album-thats-just-an-hour-long-recording-of-her-sobbing-in-the-shower/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: This Man Got Married Young And Never Got To Experience Getting Drunk At Bars And Waking Up Hungover With A New STD Every Morning

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-this-man-got-married-young-and-never-got-to-experience-getting-drunk-at-bars-and-waking-up-hungover-with-a-new-std-every-morning/?utm_source=fediverse

Historians Uncover Hitler’s Hamas Headscarf

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Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution

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Impressive: 6th-Grade Furry Already Barking At 9th-Grade Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/impressive-6th-grade-furry-already-barking-at-9th-grade-level/?utm_source=fediverse

America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-honors-earth-day-by-recycling-its-used-presidential-candidates/?utm_source=fediverse

House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States

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Biden Claims His Uncle's Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-claims-his-uncles-heart-was-ripped-out-during-human-sacrifice-ritual-in-india/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Sets Himself On Fire To Show How His Side Is The Sane And Rational One

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Megachurch Worship Leaders Frantically Learning New Taylor Swift Songs For Sunday

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10 Other Things Mike Johnson Wants To Fund Before The Border

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Biden Says When It Comes To College Women’s Sports, 'May The Best Man Win'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-when-it-comes-to-college-womens-sports-may-the-best-man-win/?utm_source=fediverse

‘This Is A Place Of Business, Not Politics,’ Says CEO Of Election Rigging Cartel

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-business-says-ceo-of-election-rigging-cartel/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm Hell Is A Nightclub Where You Keep Yelling That You Want To Go Home But Your Friends Can't Hear You Over How Loud The DJ Is Playing Nicki Minaj For All Eternity

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-hell-is-a-nightclub-where-you-keep-yelling-that-you-want-to-go-home-but-your-friends-cant-hear-you-over-how-loud-the-dj-is-playing-nicki-minaj-for-all-eternity/?utm_source=fediverse

Presbyterian School Expels Student For Smoking Low-Quality Cigars

https://babylonbee.com/news/presbyterian-school-expels-student-for-smoking-low-quality-cigars/?utm_source=fediverse

House Republicans Demand New Speaker Who Will Be Equally Worthless But Maybe With Different Hair Or A Cool Mustache Or Something

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-republicans-demand-new-speaker-who-will-be-equally-worthless-but-in-a-different-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Snopes Journalists Announce Plans To Personally Fact-Check Entire San Francisco Poop Map

https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-journalists-announce-plans-to-personally-fact-check-entire-san-francisco-poop-map/?utm_source=fediverse